Quote of the Day Archive

A place to store the memorable quotes...because they are too priceless to be forgotten :)


From August 13th while waiting in the car for Super Husband/Daddy to run into the LCBO:

Buddy: Mommy, where did daddy go?
Me: Into the store to buy some beer
Buddy: Why does he want to buy a beard?
Me: No Buddy, not Beard - Beeeeerrrrr
Buddy: Oh. I want a Beard, too. I'm a big boy.

From August 17th when Super Husband/Daddy was attempting to lure Buddy into bed for the night:

Super Daddy: Buddy, it's time for bed
Buddy: No it's not. I'm not tired.
Super Daddy: Yes, Buddy, it's night time. Time to sleep.
Buddy: Nope. I'm going to get up, jump on the bed, run out of my room and then sit on the time out chair.
Super Daddy: (flustered) No you're not. The time out chair went to bed already.

From September 21st when Buddy was inquiring about the status of dinner:

Buddy:  Mommy, what's for dinner?
Me:  I'm making Pad Thai
Buddy:  Oh.  What is it?
Me:  Noodles.  With other stuff.
Buddy:  I hope not vegetables.
Me:  Well, yes, a little but they are good
Buddy:  (Looking at the finished product)  Oh no!  Broccoli!  I don't like that.  I hate vegetables.  Oh!  Carrots!  They're good.  Carrots are NOT vegetables.  Can I have more in my bowl?

From October 20th as Buddy used the newly hung coat hooks for the first time:

Buddy:  Mommy, I'm using my new hook!
Me:  Yes you are.  Great job!
Buddy:  You know what that is called?
Me:  No, what?
Buddy:  Hooking!

From Late November while playing in Buddy's room with Little Man and Super Daddy:

Super Daddy:  Buddy, Did you just toot?
Buddy:  No
Super Daddy:  Are you sure?
Buddy:  Nope.  Little man just took his toot out of his bum and put it in mine.